Jez: Anna look at this.
Anna: I’ve got dough-y hands, so unless it’s very important-
Jez: 21 have got visitors over again.
Jez: That’s not allowed.
Anna: Well it’s not recommended, but it’s not our job to police them if they’re taking things into their own hands. We’re just sort of Christmas-card-and-the-odd-parcel-delivery type of neighbours.
Jez: *ignoring* Now they’ve got the grandkids outside with pots and pans to clap for carers!
Anna: Come here and help me instead and leave them to it.
Jez: *muttering* Ridiculous, counter-intuitive…
Anna: Come on Jez.
Jez: And they’re straddling our drive.
Jez: Anna! Anna where are you going?!?!??!
(Written before the easing of lockdown, but you can imagine that both Jez and Anna have suspicions about that too…)
The Real World for Young People 